Evi: “Hey, I thought you couldn’t eat biscuits on your new diet.”

Me: “Today is my Cheat Day.”

Evi: “Wait a minute, you said yesterday was your Cheat Day!”

Me: “Um…yesterday was my Cheat Day for last week. Today is my Cheat day for this week. I run on a Monday through Sunday schedule.”

Evi: (icy stare)

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